Gutter Poet and art Punk Hamell on Trial has shared a very “2020” take on Christmas songs with his delightfully snarky, caustic anti-cheer song “Santa Says Pandemic!” You can hear the track now on Soundcloud, and at the link below. Hamell on Trial is presenting a Christmas livestream extravaganza this weekend with a potential cavalcade of stars! The Holiday Party for the end of the world takes place on December 19th at 1 PM EST. Check out the track here:
Purchase here: https://hamellontrial.bandcamp.com/track/santa-says-christmas-pandemic
Hammel on Trial :
“Let Santa vent wouldja? Would you wanna be jamming your flabby fat frame down sooty chimneys to millions of virus ridden homes, risking your life, (Santa’s in the high risk group!), scrubbing your hands until they peel at every stop, straightening the mucous soaked Covid masks of a bunch of surly reindeer and underpaid elves to have unappreciative overfed water brain kids barely look up from their phones to acknowledge you? It’s been one helluva year and Santa is fed up! Mrs Clause don your thong and roll a fatty cuz this year Santa’s staying home!”
HAMELL HOLIDAZE LIVESTREAM EVENT LINK (SATURDAY DEC. 19th 1pm EASTERN TIME):
A year of planning went down the drain…it was originally supposed to be a Christmas spectacular with guest stars including Andy Williams, Marie Osmond, Tara Lipinsky, Brian Boitano, Caitlin (nee Bruce) Jenner, Tanya Harding, Snoop Dogg, Martha Stewart and the Czech Olympic Hockey Team called ‘Hamell Gets Iced’…due to the pandemic it’s been downsized and will be known simply as ‘Hamell For The Holidays’ – it shall be no less epic. Tune in Saturday December 19th at 1pm (Eastern time.)
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